Pentestals of Versailles

A United Pentacostal Church in Versailles, Missouri

      Aunt Mary, age ninety-two, finally consented to go to a rest home, but strictly on a two-week trial basis. She therefore took only a few articles of clothing with her. Two days later, her niece was surprised to get a phone call from her, demanding more clothes.

?Please bring me that good black silk, lavender print, the brown wool?? and she went on and on. ?I am amazed you need all these,? her niece said.

Aunt Mary exclaimed, ?But there are men in this place!?