The young father pushing the baby carriage seemed unperturbed by squalls coming form within. “easy now, Albert,” he said quietly, “Control yourself.” This was followed by another howl. “Just keep calm, Albert,” the father said again. “Watch your temper.”
As a woman walked by she said, “I must congratulate you. You certainly have a pleasant manner with your baby.” Looking inside the carriage, she said, “There, there, Albert, what’s the matter?”
“His name is Harold,” said the father. “I’m Albert.”
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A new member of the board of directors of a large airline company was meeting key members of the firm.
“I’m the chief controller, sir,” said Ms. Barnes.
“I’m the labor relations liaison,” Mr. Walker said.
The final airline executive, the company chaplain, described his job this way: “And I’m in charge of everything above 50,000 feet.
