

Here, Joe,” his golfing partner said, “use a three wood.”
“I can’t hit a three wood,” Joe said, “I need a four wood.”
“That’s ridiculous,’ he partner replied. “It’s all in your mind.”
‘No,’ Joe said. “I can’t hit a three wood! Hand me my four wood.”
After hitting the ball smoothly, Joe smiled as it took off straight toward the hole. Trying no to appear too proud of his fine shot, he said, “See, I told you!”